Natural Disasters

When you tell people that Singapore is not relatively near any fault lines they’ll still say that there is a chance of earthquakes actually happening here.

I know we have lots of epiCenters but they only sell Macs.

On Wise Sayings

When told the grass is greener on the other side, Hakeem the desert nomad was at a loss.

On Advertising

I find this quite funny: Bangladeshi-run computer recycling companies put photos of Chinese people on their website, while Chinese-run computer recycling companies put photos of Caucasians on their website.

On Fire Drills

During a fire drill, if your evacuation point is a car park, ask yourself this. Why is my safety point full of petrol?


- A poly lecturer